Radio show hosted by Collins and Maconey
Interview with Mike Patton
Collins - Our plucky interviewee this week is Mike Patton of FNM. Mike are
you mentally prepared for an all over the place grilling?
Mike - Yes, the album is about, er, this
C - Okay we'll kick off then
M - And the tour is about
C - aah, he's got the right idea. So we're off, question 1.
M - Ready
C - What are you most likely to complain about in a hotel?
M - Jeez. Phone charges. Big problem.
C - Which member of FNM could you beat in a fight?
M - None of 'em. They're all older and more experienced than me.
C - They could all have you?
M - They have me whenever they want
C - I'll bet. Ever kissed a man?
M - Hmmm yeah. Probably my dad was the first one I ever kissed.
C - But not passionately.
M - Sure it was, it was my dad, ha ha haaaa
C - What happened in your last dream?
M - That's a good question. I don't dream very much.
C - How old will you be on your next birthday?
M - 28
C - What's your worst fear?
M - A morning without coffee
C - The last book you read
M - The Naked Ape by what's his name
C - Desmond Morris
M - Yeah
C - How much do you weigh?
M - I've weighed like 150, 155 my whole life so its not far from there.
C - Describe yourself in 5 words
M - Oh I can't do it, I can't do it
C - That's probably 5 words, well 4 anyway
M - No no no no no
C - What would you cook me if I came round your house?
M - Well you're English, so you'd be hard to please, 'cos you eat so well in this country, ha haa. Let's see, fried bread. I'd fry you up a big piece of bread. I don't know, what would I cook you? A sausage, a nice greasy sausage.
C - What's the only man made structure you can see from the moon?
M - oh that's good. I'd wanna say Everest but we didn't construct that did we, it wouldn't be like a building would it, like the Empire State Building?
C - Its the Great Wall of China
M - Oh, there we go. This is good.
C - What's in your pockets, without looking?
M - Without looking? I'm gonna have to look. I don't know, a bit of change, a little bag with nothing in it, five pounds, a list with some phone numbers on it.
C - Right, that's great. What feature do you most dislike about
M - My magnetic personality, ha haaa!
C - What do you wear in bed?
M - Galoshes. A rain suit
C - What film makes you cry?
M - Cry? Damn, erm, John Wayne Bobbit, uncut.
C - What does God look like?
M - Gosh, invisible
C - What's the greatest song ever written?
M - I will always love you by Whitney Houston
C - Can you ride a horse?
M - Er, no. Afraid of horses,
C - Mike Patton, thank you for answering any old questions
M - Right on
Thanks to Rachel Pearson.